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Hi, so my name is Luke and I like pandas as well as other things. :)

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laugh-addict:

how many white girls do you think took a screenshot of 12/12/12 at 12:12 

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jess511:

Neutron Cream 

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mrcraabs:

and so it begins

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paintdoktahwho:

I HAVE TO DO IT

I HAVE NO CHOICE

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theshieldandthesword:

i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

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lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

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Posted: 31 minutes ago - With: 7,921 notes - Reblog
i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
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